that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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