singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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