Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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