So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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