i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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