return my video game
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Randomize