what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
my penis made a compromise with my morals
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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