i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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