So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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