It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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