dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Your penis caused this!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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