Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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