Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My penis needs a shock collar
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
His nipple licking is glorious
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