I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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