he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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