did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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