pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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