shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im holly from the hills drunk
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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