Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We need to rekindle our bromance
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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