i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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