WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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