This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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