Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Ketchup is God's man juice
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
did you just send me my own nude
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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