Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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