do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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