i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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