Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just high enough for therapy.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
COCAINE IS GR8
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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