I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
A bitchslap is in order.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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