Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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