Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just google imaged poop.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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