I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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