check it out our google latitudes are spooning
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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