Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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