he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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