I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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