Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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