omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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