Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my being single is dangerous.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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