So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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