I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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