How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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