Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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