are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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