i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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