Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So many bounce houses so little time
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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