fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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