when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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