First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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