Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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