He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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