Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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