party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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