Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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