I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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