Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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