So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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