we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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