Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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