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• (845): View more from New York

  Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself

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• (671): View more from Guam

  I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."

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• (972): View more from Texas

  WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now

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