my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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