He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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