They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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